Tuesday, July 29, 2008

WVU Not Nation's Top Party School Anymore

A significant milestone in the region's decline is WVU's loss of the top party school title which has gone to the University of Florida, who's taxpayers are said to be ecstatic. The few student's who could be awoken from their comas vowed to recover the title.

"Florida also came in first this year in the categories of students who study the least and students who pack the stadiums."

No comments: